I love this. I was shushed by a little girl when I worked at the library. It made me and everyone around us laugh. :DThe one that says "I hate patrons" is probably true of just about every librarian at one time or another and for good reason.
You all need a good spanking.
I guess the Naughty Librarian stereotype is based on fact after all! I kept expecting to see one ala George Constanza -- "I read books while on the toilet."