Friday, September 6, 2013

News: Woman Hides $5K In Rear, Can't Get It Out, Goes To Hospital

Thanks, Jody Love. From The Smoking Gun.
AUGUST 30--A Tennessee woman is hospitalized and facing a criminal charge for allegedly stealing $5000 from her boyfriend, cash she hid in her rectum and unsuccessfully sought to retrieve with a toilet brush and tongs when confronted by the theft victim, police report.

Christie Black, 43, swiped the money at the residence she shared with Bobby Gulley, according to a Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office report.

Gulley told deputies early Tuesday that the cash--in $100 denominations--had been in two envelopes inside a medicine bag that he placed atop a foosball table.

Gulley further explained he did this to “set a trap” for Black, whom he suspected had been stealing from him.

After later discovering the cash missing, Gulley, 46, called cops. He also confronted Black, who reportedly “admitted to him she’d wrapped it up and stuck it in her rectum,” investigators noted.

She also became ill and “threw up a Saran wrapped baggy of partially dissolved pills.”

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  1. The tongs I get, the toilet brush? No clue. The mention of the foosball table is cracking me up for some reason. How is that relevant? HAHAHAHA!

  2. Yikes! That sounds painful. Don't they have safe deposit boxes in Tennessee?

  3. Daisy, they do now!
    I hope they take those bills out of circulation!

    1. HAHAHAHAHA! Bills out of circulation. SERIOUSLY!

  4. Your rectum: Not a piggy bank. Also, I was SURE this happened in Florida. You disappoint me, Tennessee.

  5. A reporter quoted her boyfriend as saying, "Sure, my money's good enough to go up there, but not my...." before he was quickly cut off and ushered away.



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