Monday, September 23, 2013

News: Woman Charged with Stabbing Roommate Who Won’t Stop Listening To The Eagles

Take it easy, lady! (See what I did there?)

From Time.
Woman Charged with Stabbing Roommate Who Won’t Stop Listening To The Eagles

by Melissa Locker
Sept. 18, 2013

As anyone who has watched The Big Lebowski knows, Eagles fans are not to be messed with. And after recent events, it appears that the band’s detractors should be left alone, too.

A Charleston, South Carolina woman is accused of allegedly stabbing her roommate multiple times for refusing to stop playing music by the classic rock band The Eagles.

Police were called to investigate reports of an assault with a knife. When officers arrived on the scene, they discovered a 64-year old man with cuts on his hands and arms, cuts the man claimed were caused by his roommate (and one-time girlfriend), 54-year old Vernett Bader.

The man said he had been listening to The Eagles with another man when Bader told him that she did not want to hear Witchy Woman, Tequila Sunrise or any other of Don Henley’s classic rock songs.

The man told her to shut up, the report states, which is when Bader allegedly went for the knife.



  1. Wow, she really took it to the limit!

  2. She was Desperado. Why doesn't she come to her senses?

  3. I can't tell you why but people love to air their dirty laundry after the thrill is gone. ;)

  4. Best comment I heard "she stabbed him with her steely knife but she just could not kill the beast."

  5. I Can't Tell You Why she can't Hide her Lying Eyes! Let's hope that One of These Nights she gets a Peaceful Easy Feeling and realizes it's just Wasted Time.

  6. I'm no good at puns. I hate the Eagles too so I can empathize with the poor woman.



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