Tuesday, September 17, 2013

News: College Campus Pendulum Removed After Too Many Students Stripped Naked And Rode It

I miss college. From TFM.
Giant Pendulum At GVSU Removed After Students Kept Stripping Naked And Going Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” On It

by Roger Dorn

On the campus of Grand Valley State University resides a 500-pound artistic pendulum that etches designs in the sand below it as it swings back and forth, but you know what else it kinda looks like?…a WREEEEEEECKING BALLLLL….I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEECKING BALLLLL!

A GVSU Wrecking Ball Twitter account came to life to help spread the word.
Unfortunately, though, the account also most likely contributed to the early demise of the GVSU Wrecking Ball.

Per our tipster, the “GV Wrecking Ball” was removed by university officials after students kept taking photos and Vining themselves stripping down naked and riding it like Miley:

"After several naked vines imitating Miley Cyrus, Grand Valley State University has taken down the pendulum structure better known as the GV Wrecking Ball – a campus landmark that had been up for years and established a tradition for incoming freshmen (the majority of GV students have ridden the ball at least once)."

(More here, including some of those Vines, which are slightly NSFW)


  1. God love ya, college kids... Proof positive that there's nothing you can't do when you've had a case and a half of Natty Light!

  2. That's our home town... Not me on the sculpture, though

  3. That's our home town... Not me on the sculpture, though

    1. It's you, John! I knew you looked familiar!

    2. You got me. I lost the bet to Kyle, so I had to go first.

  4. That is one hell of an anal bead. Ouch.

  5. Miley ruined the foam finger for me, NOW THIS.



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