"Give it to your woman.." Yeah. So she can tie it in a knot and beat your ass with it. Motherfucker.
"And the dish ran away with the spoon."That made me smile. You have to appreciate a random nursery rhyme reference. :-)
You're very welcome C. These make me laugh all over again!
"DONT SLAP PANDAS" that's just good advice, I'm gonna write that one down.