I like the "Free wifi and great Beer" and the "false advertising" signs. Those who skim when they read instead of reading the whole sign may regret visiting those places. =D
I love all the whisky ones! Especially, the recipe for the perfect martini. I agree. :)I'd patronize those establishments!
I can't stop laughing at "don't drink and derive". God, I'm such a geek! I sent it to my geeky engineer daughter too.
I'm going to miss Shit-Faced Mondays. Hopefully Tipsy Tuesday, and Wasted Wednesday can cheer me up. :(
Those are very clever. Love the "drink and derive". Oh hell, I love them all!