Yes, honey, those pants do make you look fat.
Sure, I'd love to go to the Nickelback concert with you!
I'm going to stand here all night just to get Celine's new album as soon as it's released!
No Honey, of course I don't mind if your mother and her three cats stay with us for six months while her house is remodelled.
Yes Honey, you can turn the channel to Bravo, I love those shows.
"I wish my husband wouldn't wash his balls. I like a man to smell like a man."
"I couldn’t tell at all -- that is a very natural looking toupee.""You will really regret losing your virginity to me." "Can I borrow your David Hasselhoff CDs?"
I don't know why Gary Shandling isn't in more movies. He's so sexy.