If you try this, urine trouble.
From The Smoking Gun.
Drunk Man On Way To Jail Attempts To Urinate Out Window Of Moving Sheriff's Cruiser, Fails Spectacularly
Meet Devin Langford.
While handcuffed in the back of a patrol car following a drunk driving arrest, the 23-year-old Floridian attempted to urinate out the window of the moving car, an audacious effort that failed miserably when Langford “misaimed” and showered the cruiser’s interior with urine, police report.
According to an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office report, Langford was pulled over last month for speeding by Deputy Brian Bell.
Besides noting that Langford had “red, glassy, and bloodshot eyes” and slurred speech, Bell also reported spotting “a plethora of empty beer cans” littering Langford’s truck.
After failing a series of field sobriety tests, Langford was arrested by Bell and then placed in a squad car for transport to the county jail for booking.
En route to the lockup, Langford informed Bell that he needed to urinate. The deputy initially told the detainee that he would have to wait until they arrived at the jail. But Langford knew he would not last that long.
So, as Bell reported, Langford “asked me if he could urinate in my car.”
Deputy Bell--in a remarkably magnanimous gesture--told the arrestee that “if he had to urinate in my car, that I understood.”