Thursday, August 15, 2013

Animals You Didn't Know Existed (Of The Day)

From imgur.

RACCOON DOG

Looks like a dog shagged a raccoon, but if you know anything about 'coons, you know that's not bloody likely.

CYPHONIA CLAVATA

If bugs had costume parties, this guy would win. That ant-like thing on its head is an appendage that hides the bug’s actual body from predators.

AMAZON ROYAL FLYCATCHER

Loves karaoke in drag.


GERENUK

Gerenuk is Swahili for "stop stealing my fucking oranges, goddammit." Shoot on sight.


IRRAWADDY DOLPHIN

Related to the killer whale. And a giant schlong.


LAMPREY

It looks like a colon with teeth, but the lamprey is a jawless fish that attaches itself to fish and sucks their blood.


PATAGONIAN MARA

Rodent, not rabbit. All the other rabbit-like animals used to laugh and call him names.


PINK FAIRY ARMADILLO

Can somebody please get this shell off my head?


SNUB-NOSED MONKEY

Voldemonkey


SUNDA CULOGO

Greedo's kid

YETI CRAB

(((HUGS)))


(More here)


6 comments:

  1. These are so cool! I love posts like this. And your captions make it even better, as always. "(((HUGS)))" --hahaha! :D

    The lamprey colon with teeth creature is the stuff nightmares are made of. Yikes!

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  2. I think the Patagonian Mara is cute! Love, love, LOVE the captions, C.

    The Pink Fairy Armadillo made me think of that line from "Arthur" when Sir John Gielgud puts on this ginormous 10 gallon cowboy hat and and tells Arthur, "If I begin to die, please remove this from my head."

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  3. The monkey has Michael Jackson's nose, post plastic surgury, of course.

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  4. The Gerenuk: THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT?? The rest? Damn nature, you scary! *shudder* Love your captions, C Bear. YOU SO FUNNY.

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  5. AH! That's where Michael Jackson got his inspiration!

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