Looks like a dog shagged a raccoon, but if you know anything about 'coons, you know that's not bloody likely.
If bugs had costume parties, this guy would win. That ant-like thing on its head is an appendage that hides the bug’s actual body from predators.
AMAZON ROYAL FLYCATCHER
Loves karaoke in drag.
Gerenuk is Swahili for "stop stealing my fucking oranges, goddammit." Shoot on sight.
Related to the killer whale. And a giant schlong.
It looks like a colon with teeth, but the lamprey is a jawless fish that attaches itself to fish and sucks their blood.
Rodent, not rabbit. All the other rabbit-like animals used to laugh and call him names.
PINK FAIRY ARMADILLO
Can somebody please get this shell off my head?