Monday, July 8, 2013

Products Of The Day: Smuggle Your Booze

Rejoice, alcoholics. Now you can have bigger tits AND get blotto. Click the pic for more info. This is an uncompensated endorsement.


  1. "Guys won't even look at a tampon, much less handle it at security!" That is so true. I'd be afraid the bra bags would slosh. Hard to be subtle when you sound like the tide coming in.

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  3. Cindy, if they say anything, burst into tears and say, "I WONDER HOW ~YOUR~ TITS WOULD SOUND IF THEY WERE DONE BY DR. FERNANDO DE LA HOYA?"

  4. Not sure about the "sunscreen" - they may allow it but there's a chance they may make you open it in front of them.

    That said, it all boils down to the consistency of the individuals doing the searching. When I go to a game I bring a jacket and small bag of snacks. I drape the jacket over my arm while they search my bag. I can probably count on one hand the number of times they've actually searched my jacket.



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