Getting old sucks.
My pop-culture references that meet with blank stares from people who think MTV was the first TV channel.
The Honeycomb Hideout
Archie & Edith
"Real cola taste, just one calorie, TAB!"
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!"
Battle of the Network Stars
Robert Conrad losing his temper on Battle of the Network Stars
Lynda Carter's nipples on Battle of the Network Stars
"Pret-ty sneaky, sis."
Pickin' & grinnin'
"An-a one, an-a two..."
8-tracks & 45s
Billie Jo McAllister
"The world's a big blue marble when you see it from out there...."
Koogle flavored peanut butter
"Sit on it"
The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia
The crying Indian (nobody said "native American" back then) in the pollution PSA
A CBS special presentation
Checkers, the First Dog
"They work for me. My name is Charlie."
"Good night, John Boy"
D. B. Cooper
"Hey Mikey! He likes it!"
"Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts!"
Roots/Kunta Kinte/Chicken George
ABC Afterschool Special
"Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"
The Jackson Five and The Osmonds
"They call me Yuk-Mouth, 'cuz I don't brush. How's about a little kiss?"
"Hooray! I'm for the udder team."
Steve McGarrett, Dano, Chin Ho, Wo Fat
The Child Catcher (shudder)
The JC Penney catalog with the guy's weiner showing on the men's underwear page
The Munich Olympics
The DeFranco family - "Heartbeat, It's a Love Beat"
"Up ya nose with a rubber hose!"
"I was just standin' over here by the tomatoes, and here he come, right out of the pole beans, nekkid as a jaybird!"
"Your Windsong stays on my mind."
Bigfoot vs. the Six Million Dollar Man
Scut Farkas and his little toadie, Grover Dill
"We're gonna zoom zoom zoom-a zoom..."
"I hanker for a hunk of, a slice a slab a chunk of, I hanker for a hunk of cheese."
Col. Potter, Hawkeye, Trapper John, Radar, Klinger & Hot Lips
I could do this all day...