Sea-Rhosis of the River! HAHA, that's awful!
Bow Movement. Nice. Moor Often Than Knot. Very creative -- I like that one!
I love punny people with money. My boat would definitely be called the Rach Around.
Hey, I got scrod on Plum Island! And admit it ;)
Breaking Wind. Heh.
Boat owners must have a liking for puns. I like Campbell's Sloop. :)
My favorite: Ya Sister's Ass. Might as well not waste time with the puns and be crude all the way.