I don't even know what to say. For once, I'm speechless. Take note, world.
It's "probably all lies" that Taylor Swift is dating a boat. Hahaha! If it's true that she's dating a boat, I bet she will write a song about it when they break up. :D
Thanks, Cary! (dries tears)I didn't get a damn thing done at work today!
Seriously, people. Don't breed. Let it end with you.
I shared an onion post about a giraffe-fighting ring. Oooof. You should have seen the animal lovers on my facebook feed go to town with THAT one.