These are hilarious! I don't consider myself a very good cook, but after seeing this post, maybe I'm not so bad after all!I think the charcoal pizza is my favorite.
Oh, geez! Did I ever tell you about the time my former boss put his hamburger in the microwave and set the timer for 20 minutes instead of 2, and another coworker stopped it halfway through to cook her dinner, then she returned the burger to the microwave to finish cooking? This is the same boss who tried to roast peanuts in a microwave, and they caught fire.
the black pizza.... holy shit.
Those cupcakes kill me! "I have no idea what I'm doing." I think I'd have to throw away those microwaves and start over!
The microwave is an amateur cook's enemy.
i once cut my mouth open on some brownies i made in the microwave.i've come a long way since then.