Thursday, April 18, 2013

Obnoxious Tweets Of The Day

Die. All of you. Or tell me you're joking.

All from Tweeting Too Hard.






























Let's play a little game just for fun. What would be poetic justice for any of these people? I'd laugh if, while examining someone's bookcase when they were "in the bathroom," David Rankin failed to notice them sneaking up behind him with a raised ax, about to lop off his superior head.

6 comments:

  1. I'd like to snap Little Miss "Size double 0 petite" in two with my bare hands.

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  2. Attention whores, each and every one of them. Poetic justice would be for overuse of twitter to be discovered to cause sudden, uncontrollable weight gain combined with rampaging acne.

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  3. "228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough."

    Someone should inform him that when people tell you to "Go fuck yourself", it's not a good thing.

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  4. I'd like to visually assault that @LaBur chick with a sharp, pointy stick. Problem solved.

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  5. Babesmcphee will probably crash daddy's jet into the side of a mountain. We can hope so at least...

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  6. As a society, we are so fucking doomed.

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