Tuesday, April 16, 2013

News: Woman Stalked By Serial Bicycle-Seat Wanker

What, sniffing them isn't good enough anymore? What's the world coming on to? Might as well put one of these on the seat.

From Copenhagen Post.
Woman stalked by serial bicycle-seat wanker

A young woman has in five instances gotten off the train by Mørdrup Station in north Zealand only to find that a man has masturbated onto her bicycle seat.

The saddle-polishing perpetrator has so far only struck on Wednesdays and only when the woman in question leaves her bicycle at Mørdrup Station.

“At first I thought that it was some kind of sick joke, but when it happened for the third time I decided it was enough and reported it to the police. It’s bloody disgusting,” the 19-year-old woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, told Ekstra Bladet tabloid.

The woman said she didn't have a clue who was behind the unwanted bicycle lubrication but feared that children could witness the man ‘adjusting his helmet’ from a nearby playground.


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1 comment:

  1. "Applying his hand brake." Now that's one I've never heard before. :)

    I'm going to use extra sanitizing wipes on the seat in my next spin class. Eww.

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