Monday, April 8, 2013

News: Fallen Firefighter Remembered As Idiot Who Sucked At His Job

They can't all be heroes. From The Onion.
Fallen Firefighter Remembered As Idiot Who Sucked At His Job

LENEXA, KS—Hundreds gathered for a somber memorial service Thursday in honor of Stuart D’Abarno, 31, a firefighter killed in a residential blaze whom colleagues remember as an incompetent waste of space who couldn’t fight fire for shit.

According to the Lenexa Fire Department, D’Abarno responded to a routine one-alarm house fire on Chestnut St. at approximately 1 a.m. Sunday night, suffered third-degree burns, and died of smoke inhalation after running into an inflamed second-floor bathroom in his trademark idiotic fashion, forgetting his required turnout gear and hose line, as per usual.

Sources confirmed that D’Abarno, who leaves behind a widow, Julissa, 28, and two small girls, died needlessly and moronically.


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3 comments:

  1. It's a story that needed to be told.

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  2. Ha! Well, you know, survival of the fittest, and all that. :D

    The caption for today's mugshot cracked me up!!

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  3. I find this post inflammatory. And I approve.

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