Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Prosthetic Leg On The Bus

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Did you leave a prosthetic leg on the bus this morning? - w4m

I found a prosthetic leg wearing a Lucchese brand cowboy boot on the bus this morning. I'm not sure what brand the leg is, but it's only the shin and foot portion and it's not mechanical looking.

Rather, it looks semi-real--almost like it could be from a giant plastic doll or something. Here's a sketch.

I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and tried the boot on. Magnificent!

At first I wondered why a prosthetic leg user would have purchased such a comfy boot. Then I figured that you probably have another leg and foot that actually work and they probably really appreciate the cushion and arch support provided by the Lucchese boots.

I really hope I can meet you and ask you more about your condition.

I wonder what Koreans would say about you if you went in for a pedicure. Do you get charged half price for pedicures? That would be fucked up if you didn't.

Do you think they'd charge me full price if I went in for a pedicure with you?

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  1. "please only respond if you're attractive" haha!

    What a good Samaritan!

    I like the little sketch she drew.

  2. A boot tells you a lot about a man. And if it's attached to a fake leg, you know even more.

    She's obviously given that fantasy quite a bit of thought!



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