Drunk thief returns bike with letter of explanation, Domino's voucher
According to Redditor "seenic," he found his bike in his yard three days after it was stolen with this letter of contrition and a Domino's coupon.
The bike owner said he "ain't even mad" about the theft, understandably so. Turns out it wasn't stolen, just "borrowed" by a drunk in need. Besides, that free lava cake sweetens the deal.
Note in the letter below that, while the act is not referred to as a robbery, it's signed by "Bike Theif."
For a person who just graduated, one misspelled word ain't so bad.
Dear Bike Owner,
On Saturday April 20 I graduated from University and got straight white girl wasted. After the bar it was too late to catch a bus, and I am too broke to afford a cab, so I borrowed your bike without asking. It was a lusciously smooth ride from what I remember.
Anyways I am very sorry I did not ask to borrow your bike, so I have returned it with a coupon for a free lava cake at Domino's as an apology.