Where bad kids are sent to play. From Dark Roasted Blend.
Don't run off now, okay?
A cross between Jody the pig from The Amityville Horror and the hedge animals that come to life in The Shining. Not scary at all.
This is what happens when you sit in the Sphinx's vagina. She sits up to deliver you. Someone hold her hand while she pushes.
Come ride the blue dickhead with eyes!
"Mommy, my new dead friend Roger wants to know if I can live here with him forever and ever. Pleeeeeeease!"
This might sting a little.
"Will it hurt when you suck out all my blood, Mr. Cthulhu?"
"Of course not, my dear. You won't feel a thing."
Every time you look away and then back, they're a step closer.
Careful, the slide is very slippery.
"Hey kid, I've got some candy in my belly if you want it. No, really, I do. Stick your head in my mouth and have a look."