Twat. Next time Dad should cheer him up with a 2 x 4.
From The Smoking Gun.
FEBRUARY 28--A Louisiana man celebrating his birthday got into an argument with his 77-year-old father and allegedly assaulted his kin with a “cookie cake” purchased by the older man, according to cops.
Investigators allege that Kenneth Fulmer, 44, left his family’s residence Monday evening after arguing with a neighbor. He reportedly went out drinking and returned to the Bossier Parish home intoxicated.
While Fulmer was carousing, his father Jack went out and purchased a birthday cookie cake to "cheer up his son," according to a Bossier Sheriff's Office spokesperson.
However, when Fulmer returned home drunk, he began arguing with his father and subsequently “battered” the elderly man with the cookie cake, according to a sheriff’s report.
Pictured in the above mug shot, Fulmer was arrested for simple battery of the infirmed and disturbing the peace. He remains locked up in lieu of $15,150 bond.