Friday, March 22, 2013

LOTD Classic: Hilariously Bad Police Sketches

I urge all citizens to be on the lookout for...

Mr. Spock

Enik the Sleestak



The bass player in Blue Oyster Cult

Sasquatch in drag


Guy who needs to add Bounce to his laundry

My hoodie is a vagina

Steve Buscemi

Steve Martin eating flat noodles. Poorly.

Kid Rock

Pablo from Pablo Cruise

Hunter S. Thompson

The love child of Karl Rove and Moby

John Leguizamo on meth

George Harrison with crappy dentures

Oliver Platt

Vanilla Ice

The Colon-Head Bandit


Martin Lawrence

Anyone at all


  1. Sasquach in drag- I seent him!

  2. These are hilarious! I wonder if they are hiring for this job. I think I could do almost this well.

    I love the Mr. Potato Head mugshot. Hahaha! ;D

  3. Steve Buscemi's eyes look a little like Vincent Schiavelli.

  4. I don't know how many times I've seen this thing here on LOTD, but I have apoplexy and hysteria every damned time I read it. I believe it should be buried with me, no? I do believe "Any one at all," is the guy I fell for in prison and I have the usual finely-done jail tat to show for it. Instead of "Bobby Forever" as it should have read, my tat reads "Bolly Forever." I never did get his last name, but it's the thought that counts isn't it? Awesome!

  5. Martin Lawrence looks none too pleased. Damn, Gina!

  6. I think the sketch artist is Mr. Bean. These look a lot like his Whistler's Mother.

    I feel better about my artistic skills! :)



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