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Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke)
Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game.
Ducks will be unharmed and I prefer the owner remain with the ducks to ensure proper care and safety to both my and your standards.
Compensation: invitation to party, free drinks for the entire night, or if you prefer small cash fee ($40?)
Details: ducks will be gently secured into passenger seats of model train set. origami hats made of 1, 5 and 10 dollar bills will be placed on each ducks head.
Guests will pay a dollar for an opportunity pick a hat from a ducks head as a prize as the train passes by them. One dollar per attempt (lap around tracks)
Serious inquiries only please.
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Hahaha! Wow, when they party, they go all out, don't they?
ReplyDeleteI would take my ducks to this party.
ReplyDeleteDucks+Gently Secured= CLUSTER DUCK
ReplyDeleteYou know, this would probably be a real treat for the ducks. A cool hat, a train ride, and some party food -- I bet they'd line up in a row to attend!
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