Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Need To Borrow Ducks

best of craigslist > austin >

Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke)

Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game.

Ducks will be unharmed and I prefer the owner remain with the ducks to ensure proper care and safety to both my and your standards.

Compensation: invitation to party, free drinks for the entire night, or if you prefer small cash fee ($40?)

Details: ducks will be gently secured into passenger seats of model train set. origami hats made of 1, 5 and 10 dollar bills will be placed on each ducks head.

Guests will pay a dollar for an opportunity pick a hat from a ducks head as a prize as the train passes by them. One dollar per attempt (lap around tracks)

Serious inquiries only please.


  1. Hahaha! Wow, when they party, they go all out, don't they?

  2. I would take my ducks to this party.

  3. Ducks+Gently Secured= CLUSTER DUCK

  4. You know, this would probably be a real treat for the ducks. A cool hat, a train ride, and some party food -- I bet they'd line up in a row to attend!



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