The Lino Ritchie flooring store would get my business. Hahaha! :D
OMG! I love these! The first one to get a big snort was "The Dirty Hoe" but "I Feel Like Crepe" made me crack up. "Award Wieners: Best Wiener in a Supporting Roll" -- genius.Great list! I love a good pun. :)
Clever and catchy :)
The sign for the Doggy Style pet grooming place near me always makes me smile.
There are several Tequila Mockinbird restaurants, but this particular picture is the one in my town. I have a couple friends that work there!
The "Lick-a-Chick" chain would fit right in. Not a pun exactly but in Yakima, WA is a convenience store called The Yakimart. Made me giggle, but then, it had been a LONG drive.
Curl Up and Dye is where Carrie Fisher's character in The Blues Brothers worked. I love that so much!
LINO RITCHIE. *dying*
Tequila Mockingbird was the title for an old "Get Smart" episode about eleventy-billion years ago. I was about 8 years old then, but never forgot it. How cool a name for a fine establishment!