Friday, February 1, 2013

News: Woman Tries To Kill Husband By Poisoning Own Genitals

Sounds fishy but it's from a newspaper so it must be true. From The Mirror.


Oral sex assassination plot: Woman accused of putting poison in genitals to kill husband

Jan. 28, 2013

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals.

The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her vagina before luring her husband to bed and demanding oral sex.

Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odor.

The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.

5 comments:

  1. Wow. So bizarre! I'm a little surprised the toxic substance didn't absorb into her own skin. Even if her plan had worked, she might have ended up poisoning herself as well.

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  2. @Daisy - and that would be a problem, why? :) Seems like it would have been poetic justice if it had worked that way. People never cease to amaze me with their creative ways to be stupid.

    "only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell" That made me snort out loud!

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  3. the poison control face looks like today's mugshot of the day! lol

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  4. He found Bret Michaels down in her va-jungle? Not surprising...

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  5. Sadly their local postal carrier and water delivery guy were found dead a few blocks away.

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