Friday, February 8, 2013

News: Seahag Gets 30 Years For Moida

Said star witness Popeye, "She filled 'im fulla lead and slaughterized 'im! Uh guh guh guh guh." 

From the Miami Herald.

Keys ‘Seahag’ gets 30 years for killing man who refused to give her a beer

by Ryan McCarthy
Feb. 4, 2013

Former Conch Key resident Carolyn Dukeshire has the next 30 years to think about the can of Busch Light beer she never got from neighbor Martin Mazur.

That's the reason Dukeshire, 62, shot and killed Mazur, 64, last July 29 — she asked Mazur for a beer and he said no. That's when she shot him five times outside his Conch Key home.

Dukeshire — known by her friends and co-workers as the Seahag — pleaded guilty to second-degree murder Thursday, accepting an agreement with the Monroe state attorney's office for a maximum 30 years in prison.

A 17-year Keys resident, Dukeshire had no previous arrest history in Monroe County.
Star witness Popeye:
"She pulverized him to death!

According to a Monroe County Sheriff's Office report, just before the shooting, Dukeshire reportedly asked Mazur, for whom she had previously done some lobster-trap work: "Do you have a cold beer for me?" He reportedly replied, "I have absolutely nothing for you."

That's when Dukeshire shot Mazur five times.

Deputy Michael Claudy's report says "it seems apparent" Mazur was attempting to flee from the gunfire but collapsed near a tiki bar in his backyard.

Mazur's reported business partner, Casey Whippo, 30, witnessed the shooting and told police he struggled with Dukeshire for the gun.

Sheriff's office divers recovered the small-caliber weapon the next day in a canal behind the house. 


  1. Wow, I guess she was really thirsty!!

    I wonder if before shooting him she said, "I stands all I can stands. I can't stands no more." :-)

  2. Well, I'm sure he was asking for it. After all, he had a tiki bar in his backyard.

    The song "Brandy" is stuck in my head now for some reason.

  3. Coulda been worse. Instead of a beer she could have asked for sex. *urp*



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