I'd be afraid he would talk to me one day out of the blue and I'd shit my pants.
Dog With 'Human Face' Looking for Human Dog-Lovers to Take Him Home
by Neetzan ZimmermanFeb. 5, 2013
It's unclear how or why Tonik the eerily humanoid poodle/Shih Tzu mix ended up in a kill shelter in Kentucky, but the good news is that he is no longer there.
Even better, the two-year-old person-faced pup has been vetted, groomed, and ready for immediate adoption from the Homeward Bound Animal Welfare Group rescue in Mishawaka, Indiana.
The only catch is that interested parties will need to visit the rescue in order to pick him up, as the group has an understandable policy against shipping or transporting their canines.
That being said, it's hardly a catch considering you're already filling out an application, aren't you?