Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Best Fair Fried Foods Of The Day

I love the state fair for two reasons:

1) Mullets

2) Food

It's hard to resist the corn dogs, funnel cakes and caramel apples (with nuts), even even when you know you'll end up sicker than Templeton the rat, ready to hork your guts out on the Tempest, which is exactly what two drunk women did at the Griffin (Georgia) Fair one time when I was a kid. Every time the ride tilted our way, my sister and I had to lift our feet to avoid the vomit cascading our way. Then the car would tilt the other way and off went the vomit, then back, then away, then back. That was fun.

Speaking of vomit, check out this nasty shit. I might try the bacon, but that's it. Okay, maybe the Krispy Kreme thing, but only one bite.

From LVGurl and


Touted as comfort food at its finest, the hot beef sundae is a generous helping of buttery mashed potatoes surrounded by slow-roasted roast beef and gravy, sprinkled with Cheddar cheese, and garnished with a cherry tomato. It may look like a sundae, but this baby is all Sunday dinner. (Iowa State Fair)


This tidy, highly portable riff on the pizza slice consists of a cone-shaped pizza crust filled with cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and Red Gold® tomato sauce, all baked in an oven. And just like an ice cream cone, the cheesy treat comes wrapped in its own paper sleeve for on-the-go handheld ease. (Indiana State Fair)


This ode to bacon won the award for Best Taste at the 2008 Big Tex Choice Awards. Creator Glen Kusak had been a fair vendor for 12 years running, but 2008 marked his first year entering the annual State Fair of Texas food contest. (Texas State Fair)

Who said Californians eat only healthy food? This artery-clogger features a fried chicken patty topped with Swiss cheese all tucked inside a sliced Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut. To enhance the sweet-and-savory effect, the sandwich is served with a side of Smucker's honey sauce. (California State Fair)


Hold on to your hats, folks. Beverages have entered the deep-fried-delicacy ring. (We were scratching our heads, too.) Fried Coke is actually Coca-Cola-flavored batter that's been deep-fried and garnished with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, and cinnamon-sugar. (Texas State Fair)

Ever the innovators of food on a stick, this year fair vendors will offer more than 60 varieties. Spaghetti and meatball on a stick begins with a mash-up of meatball mix and cooked spaghetti. The mixture is formed into balls, dipped in garlic batter, deep-fried, and finished with marinara sauce. (Minnesota State Fair)

(See the rest at Delish)



  1. I'd eat the roast beef sundae. Mashed potatoes are a weakness of mine. I might try the fried Coca-cola too, if I were feeling especially brave. The rest wouldn't tempt me.

  2. I'd eat any of them if you gave them to me. The roast beef sundae looks particularly tasty. Kind of like KFC's big bowl of failure (thank you Patton Oswald).

  3. I'd give any one of those a try. Now I'm hungry.

  4. I just had a fried Twinkie at our county fair this past weekend. A true delicacy. They also had red velvet funnel cake, but I didn't try that one.

  5. I had a fried Snickers bar a few years ago at the fair -- it was delicious. The local health inspector told me once that the safest food at the fair was anything deep fried. No bacteria could survive the hot grease. Of course, the carny serving it to you is probably marinated in e coli.

  6. Chicken Fried Bacon, get in ma belly! Meh on everything else.



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