We live for this kinda stuff. My daughter is at the age now where almost everything I do in public embarrasses her. If I even act like I'm going to dance or do the walrus imitation with chopsticks, she freaks out. Fish in a barrel, man. Fish in a barrel.
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ReplyDeleteI think I'm ready for a child now.
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ReplyDeleteI have a picture of my son (age 7ish) playing with a polly pocket doll house just waiting for the right moment...waiting...hehehe.....
ReplyDeleteI need to have that cake made...
ReplyDeleteI write and draw stuff in Maxman's school planner all the time. The other day I made a list under "To Do" of outrageous things, and he wrote back, "What the heck is wrong with you, woman!?"
ReplyDeleteRevenge for sleepless nights, being used as a toilet, giving up my younger years, brain, sanity, sleep, and sex life, and soooo many other things too numerous to mention. Payback is harsh, man.
I played Just Dance with a bunch of kids in the middle of Lenox Square Mall the other day just so I could embarrass my 15 year old. It was VERY successful. I won AND she had to hide in American Eagle during my victory lap.
ReplyDeleteThe Hollister dad cracks me right up!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in high school, my folks went to my senior Christmas program drunk and barked and howled every single one of the Christmas Carols during the sing along. I think it's pretty damn funny now at age 57, but what the hell? I'm also bipolar and have Asperger Syndrome. I'm not completely rational.
ReplyDeleteTake 2? When I was in high school, my folks came to my senior Christmas program drunk and barked and howled through the whole Sing-along. Humiliated then, I think it's hilarious now. But, then, I'm bipolar and have Asperger syndrome, so I'm not entirely rational! An aside, Cary, I love LOTD. The stuff you put out here and your commentaries crack me up. When Yahoo Answers banned you, I was so sad. My favorite was the idiot who asked "What movie has May Teh Force Be With You?" Your answer? "It is dumb, you are." Pure genius, right there, my friend!
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