That's not chicken.
Good luck brushing the suck off this.
Sounds like Johnnie worked a little too hard.
Ugly by any name.
You don't Michael alone with your food, trust me.
A more accurate description of this product's effect
Watch out for the secretive goo. It came from
Don't call him Bob.
Johnnie Worker wears these.
Made in China. No shit.
Via thaeger, Pleated Jeans, Buzzfeed.