Monday, January 7, 2013

7 Types Of Sex You Have In Your 20s (Of The Day)

Yup. All of them. How about you?

From Huffington Post.


"YOU'RE CONVENIENT" SEX
"Say.. as long as we're trapped in this elevator..."

"ONE MORE TIME" SEX
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. You did it. Have fun living with the fallout.

BARTERED SEX
Sometimes you just really want some help putting together your IKEA furniture.

DRUNK SEX
A bunch of uncoordinated flailing limbs, plus an alcohol-sedated nervous system, does not a mind-blowing orgasm make. Nor do frequent visits to Lake Flaccid or Whiskey Dick Mountain.

FRIEND SEX
If it's great, you'll become "friends with benefits," or just laugh about it for years to come. If the sex is bad, you'll probably never ever speak of it again.


GOAT SEX
Ha ha, just kidding.

HOME-FOR-THE-HOLIDAYS SEX
Here comes Santa Claus.

CREATIVE LOCATION SEX
The stacks. A car. Your parents' bed. The outfield bleachers. Also known as "do-it-for-the-story sex" or "Dad-please-bail-me-out-of-jail sex."


See eight more types here.


5 comments:

  1. I somehow missed "barter sex", but I hate Ikea so it's not surprising. All the rest, YEA - even goat!! (ha ha, just kidding)

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  2. Um, yeah to most. Thanks for the reminder. Also, Ms. Clariol, the caption under the Mugshot of the Day made me pee myself. I need new undies now.

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  3. Most of those could be subcategories under "drunk sex" for me. I think...

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  4. Barter Sex also works in marriage.

    Just sayin'...

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  5. Thank god I'm old enough and was drunk enough through most of my 20s to not remember my 20s. I'm pretty sure I did the majority of those. What happened to Mrs. Doubtfire's neck up there, anyway?

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