Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Best Worst Foreign Titles For American Films (Of The Day)

I like these. There's a certain economy and complete lack of BS that makes them endearing. Title pictures from NextMovie.com.

Pretty Woman – I Will Marry A Prostitute To Save Money (China)

The Sixth Sense – He’s A Ghost! (China)

Never Been Kissed – Because She’s Ugly (Philippines)

As Good As It Gets – Mr. Cat Poop (China)

The Professional – This Hit Man Is Not as Cold As He Thought (China)

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs – Rain Of Falafel (Israel)

Swingers - Hey, Where Are The Babies? (Sweden)

Jaws - The Teeth From The Sea (France)
Boogie Nights – His Great Device Makes Him Famous (China)
Dragnet - Floppy Coppers Don't Bite (Germany)

G.I. Jane – Satan Female Soldier (China)

K-9 - My Partner With The Cold Snout (Germany)

Bad Santa – Santa Is A Pervert (Czech Republic)

Junior – Son of The Devil (China)

The Waterboy - Dimwit Surges Forth (Thailand)
Risky Business – Just Send Him to University Unqualified (China)

The Hangover - Very Bad Trip (France)

The Producers – Please Do Not Touch the Old Women (Italy)

Annie Hall – Urban Neurotic (Germany)

Army of Darkness – Captain Supermarket (Japan)

Girl, Interrupted - Cuckoo (Germany)

The Horse Whisperer – Held by Wind in Montana (Japan)

Girl, Interrupted – 17-Year Old Girl’s Medical Chart (Japan)
The Dark Knight – Knight of the Night (Spain)

Grease – Vaseline (Argentina)

Leaving Las Vegas - I'm Drunk And You're A Prostitute (Japan)

You Only Live Twice – 007 Dies Twice (Japan)

American Pie - American Virgin Man (China)

Top Gun – Love Is In The Sky (Israel)

Dodgeball – Full Of The Nuts (Germany)

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory – The Boy Who Drowned in Chocolate Sauce (Denmark)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Behaved Very Nicely Around Me (Malaysia)

Little Fockers – Zany Son-in-Law, Zippy Grandkids, Sour Father-in-Law (Thailand)

Due Date – Odd Couple, Wacky Trip, Go Together in Time for Birth. (Thailand)

Drive Angry – Super Speeding Cleaning Evil Accounts (Thailand)

Lost in Translation - Meetings and Failures in Meetings (Portugal)

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind - If You Leave Me, I Delete You (Italy)

The Full Monty - Six Naked Pigs (China)
Superbad - Super Horny (Israel)

Knocked Up - One Night, Big Belly (China)

Nixon - Big Liar (China)

Snatch - Pigs And Diamonds (Mexico)

Home Alone - Mom, I Missed The Plane (France)

Airplane! - The Unbelievable Trip In A Wacky Aeroplane (Germany)

The Matrix - Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing Sunglasses (France)


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