I saw a George Carlin stand-up on HBO years ago and he said something along these lines:
"Everybody says 'What about the kids?' 'We need to do it for the kids!' 'Let's think about the kids.' You know what I say? FUCK the kids! That's right. Fuck 'em! Nobody worried about us and we turned out fine."
Hey, I like kids. I really do. And I adore my daughter. But every parent will tell you there are some days when you stop, look at your partner and say, "What the hell were we thinking?"
Pics from Buzzfeed. Link from Cloe Oliver.
They're always eating
They're stupid
They do crap like this. Like, five seconds after you
tell them not to crap like that
They cry about everything
They're mean
They're lazy
They're functionally useless
They're the reason we CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING
NICE AROUND HERE!
They don't give a crap about anyone else
They're uncoordinated
See the rest here.
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