HEY! How'd that get in there?!
From Naples News.
Deputies: Woman denies ownership of marijuana in genitals, said she was protecting friends
Oct. 5, 2012
NAPLES — A Golden Gate Estates woman is accused of smuggling marijuana into jail by hiding it in her genitals.
She told authorities she has nothing to do with the drug because she's a medical student on a scholarship, and was trying to keep her friends from getting in trouble, reports said.
Vida Golac, 18, of the 100 block of 25th Street Northwest, was arrested by Naples police officers Thursday at Golden Gate Parkway and Goodlette Frank Road.
An officer stopped the car Golac was riding in with two others after seeing it drifting it between lanes, according to an arrest report. During a search of the car, the officer found marijuana in the back of the car near where Golac sat.
Golac said the drug wasn't hers because she's a medical student, and asked the officer to check with the other passengers to see if it was theirs, reports said.
The other two passengers denied ownership and were allowed to leave while Golac was arrested.
On the way to the Naples Jail Center, Golac told the officer who arrested her he was "ruining her life" and she would now lose her scholarship — "all for something that wasn't hers."
However, jail deputies discovered additional marijuana in Golac's genitals during a strip search.
Golac said she was trying to protect the others from getting in trouble.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
HEY! How'd that get in there?!
Ah, memories of my nerdy youth. Some of this stuff I remember. A lot of it I don't.
From Mental Floss.
News: Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
From The Onion.
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid collared shirt as he cradled a cup of pumpkin-spiced coffee and relished the crisp October morning.
“Nothing beats autumn in New England,” said His Excellency, the Duke of Fall, who began the day swaddled in a warm flannel blanket, gazing out the window at the golden-hued landscape, as is his custom this time of year.
“Everywhere the leaves are changing and the temperature is starting to drop off. You can smell it in the air.”
“Tonight it may even dip into the 30s,” added the cozy autumnal personage, who at several points wrapped both hands around his warm container of coffee and inhaled deeply. “Perfect weather for building a fire.”
Mr. Fall, who sources speculate loves Thanksgiving, butternut squash soup, homecoming parades, “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow,” apple-picking, and haunted hayrides, emerges reliably every year around this time in his traditional uniform, sometimes alternating his iconic sweater with a fleece vest or pullover.
The Autumnal Ambassador is also believed to be an avid consumer of seasonal produce, his home and hearth redolent of roasting Indian corn, gourds, and other root vegetables.