Monday, September 17, 2012

Quiz Of The Day: Ailment Or Florida?

By Mike Zuckerman at McSweeney's.


Ailment or Florida?

1. Sepsis
2. Dysthymia
3. Sandalfoot
4. Socrum
5. Nutall Rise
6. Hypoluxo
7. Phosphoria
8. Pica
9. Sprue
10. Volusia
11. Roseola
12. Bogia
13. Arthritis
14. Occulta
15. Pompano
16. Achalasia
17. Tamarac
18. Toxo
19. Coxsackie
20. Craggs
21. Mossy Head
22. Bloody Bluff
23. Elfin Facies
24. Jaundice
25. Osceola
26. Impetigo
27. Coma

Ailment: 1, 2, 8, 9, 11, 14, 16, 18, 19, 23, 24, 26, 27
Florida: 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 12, 15, 17, 20, 21, 22, 25
Both: 13
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You As Art: Products Of The Day

You would look good on my wall.

DNA PORTRAITS

Before you get all needle nervous, know that all this print requires is a painless swab of your cheek. After that, simply select the color combination and size you want and you can sit back and wait for your DNA to be displayed as high art. ($199)


LOVE IS ART

You’re going to need a partner for this one (ideally someone you’re attracted to and/or in love with). Roll out the Love Is Art canvas, spread some body paint and, well, have yourself some fun. When you’re finished you’ll be left with a work of art that you’ll snicker about every time someone mentions they like it. ($65)


ZOMBIE PORTRAITS

If the zombie apocalypse truly is coming, you might as well get used to your new look. Simply send over a photo and Zombie Portraits will provide you with either a black & white or a full-color portrait of you as a flesh eater. ($80)


PIROLETTE

You’re probably very familiar with the classic optical illusion where your feeble brain tries to determine whether you’re looking at a chalice or two faces. Well, that’s the idea behind the Pirolette. The artists behind it take the image of your profile and carve it into your choice of wood. The result is a sharp looking piece of art that will display a shadow on your wall that should be oddly familiar. ($150)


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Love Story In Pictures Of The Day

See, it's not all pratfalls and vagina shirts around here. Thanks for the link, Rachael.



See the entire story (in pictures) here. Photos from Tim Dodd.
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WTF T-Shirt Of The Day

I dare you to wear this in public.

Thanks (?), Sheri Guyse and Cloe Oliver, for the link.


From Dougham.com:

"The most beautiful thing a parent can ever witness is the birth of their child. Why not re-enact this amazing moment for your mum and dad over and over and over again?

Illustration by the fantastically talented Kristal Melson."


"Does this shirt make me look like a twat?"


"Ew, what's that sme-- oh, never mind."
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Ways To Get Past An Awkward Moment (Of The Day)

From Liz.









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