Monday, July 23, 2012
An amusing original list from FOLOTD Lindsey.
10. GHOST RIDER
Who were they kidding? I don’t care what wig you put on him, Nicholas Cage cannot look younger than 57.
Not even Cher would go for a guy with hair like this.
8. PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED
The hair… the voice… just NO.
If he’s a magician then why can’t he conjure up a better 'do?
6. BANGKOK DANGEROUS
The only dangerous thing about this movie is the fact that his hair would catch on fire from a spark ten feet away.
Not only is this wig reminiscent of pubic hair but we had to see it on not one but TWO characters since Cage played twins Charlie and Donald Kaufman. Double party foul.
4. THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE
I guess this wig was supposed to make him look mystical and sorcerer-like but it just made him look homeless.
3. SEASON OF THE WITCH
Nicholas was meant to look knightly while galloping on a horse with his long flowing locks. Mission not accomplished.
2. DRIVE ANGRY
He escapes from Hell to avenge his daughter’s death… too bad his hair stayed behind!
1. CON AIR
As convict-with-a-heart-of-gold Cameron Poe, Cage proves once again that criminals always wear mullets and wifebeater tank tops.
We'll give Nic the final word: