Monday, July 23, 2012

New Study Finds Americans Need 6 Hours Of Sleep At Work

It's true. I do my best work while napping. From The Onion.


New Study Finds Americans Need 6 Hours Of Sleep At Work

PHILADELPHIA—A study published Monday in the Annals Of Internal Medicine concludes that the average American needs at least six full hours of uninterrupted sleep at work in order to leave the office feeling refreshed and alert. 

"Millions of people are staying up way too late at work," said endocrinologist Hannah Presnall, adding that in order for the body to function properly, workers should arrive at their job, check and send e-mails for two to three hours, and be asleep by 11:30 a.m. at the latest. 

"More and more people are pulling all-dayers and drinking coffee just to keep themselves awake for meetings and conference calls. But when compared with their better-rested coworkers, these individuals are far more likely to suffer from fatigue and decreased cognitive performance at home." 

The study recommends that adults who continually find themselves awake at work take Ambien first thing in the morning so they can fall asleep as soon as they arrive at the office.
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Boob Puppets Of The Day (NSFW)

From the blog, Tit Thinks It's People.

Pebbles

Titney Spears

Skeleboob

The Breast Star

Stephen King's tIt

Black metal boobie

Carrie

E.T.: The Extra Breast-trial

Mickey & Minnie

Hannipple Lecter

Psychoboob


See more here.
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Nicolas Cage's Top 10 Bad Movie Wigs Of The Day

An amusing original list from FOLOTD Lindsey.

NIC BEFORE:



NIC AFTER:

10. GHOST RIDER

Who were they kidding? I don’t care what wig you put on him, Nicholas Cage cannot look younger than 57.

9. MOONSTRUCK

Not even Cher would go for a guy with hair like this.

8. PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED

The hair… the voice… just NO.

7. NEXT

If he’s a magician then why can’t he conjure up a better 'do?

6. BANGKOK DANGEROUS

The only dangerous thing about this movie is the fact that his hair would catch on fire from a spark ten feet away.

5. ADAPTATION

Not only is this wig reminiscent of pubic hair but we had to see it on not one but TWO characters since Cage played twins Charlie and Donald Kaufman. Double party foul.

4. THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE

I guess this wig was supposed to make him look mystical and sorcerer-like but it just made him look homeless.

3. SEASON OF THE WITCH

Nicholas was meant to look knightly while galloping on a horse with his long flowing locks. Mission not accomplished.

2. DRIVE ANGRY

He escapes from Hell to avenge his daughter’s death… too bad his hair stayed behind!

1. CON AIR

As convict-with-a-heart-of-gold Cameron Poe, Cage proves once again that criminals always wear mullets and wifebeater tank tops.

We'll give Nic the final word:



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