Dirty Statues Of The Day (NSFW)

Some intentional, some not. Photos from Buzzfeed and Uphaa. Normal posting will resume next week when I return from vacation.


OWWWW! Watch the teeth!




It was the least she could do. He was rock hard.


Penis and ball, in honor of Lance Armstrong


What a cluster fuck




It was there a minute ago!


Please? I won't tell anybody. I just wanna see it.




Somebody help me carry this giant turd.


Fuckin' cats...




Got your balls!




Yes! Yes! YES!!


I feel like we're being watched.