Yikes. From Sarah. (Click pic for larger view.)
Thursday, June 7, 2012
THE SERIAL VACATIONER
This person is always in Bali, or Bhutan or Costa Rica. It's not clear what they do for a living (Retired jewel thief? Road Rules location scout?), but it appears to involve swimming with dolphins and eating mangoes. Go-to captions: "Life's a beach" and "Another day in paradise!"
THE DISPLACED MYSPACE STAR
A master of mirror angles, this person has found a new canvas on which to paint their favorite subject. A staple of social networks since time immemorial.
THE PROUD MAMA
This person has the most adorable kitten/puppy/human baby/Sri Lankan Tarantula in the whole entire world. Would you like to see photos of him/her/it? Haha, just kidding. It doesn't matter whether you'd like to see them or not.
THE FILTER ABUSER
This person would put a filter on their own mother. The worse the photo, the heavier the filter. Pro tip: a shitty photo with a sepia hue and faux depth-of-field looks an awful lot like a shitty photo with a sepia hue and faux depth-of-field.
THE DESSERT AFICIANADO
A cousin of The Competitive Eater, this foodie has a sweet tooth and knows their way around an icing applicator. Gmail password: tiramisu.
(See the rest at Complex)