Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick!
From Funny or Die, in case you happened to miss their logo on the pic.
Bears don't play. They beat ya, then they eat ya. Link from Dorf.
FOLOTD Colleen went on a cruise recently and snapped this pic of ads featuring Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio. On a cruise ship.
From Look At Me Shirts (click pic to link; all sales support LOTD)