"Puberty Rocks" (bullshit!), "Abstinence," "Self-respect." Yeah, self-respect, the kind that should keep you from having this ridiculous party.
Slam The Bedroom Door Off Its Hinges.
What’s with you, cueball? I’m lookin’ at you and thinkin’, 14 in the side pocket
From The Frisky.
KIEFER SUTHERLAND
Two
years ago, Keifer Sutherland head-butted designer Jack McCollough at
an after-party for the Met Gala. Sutherland says he was defending
Brooke Shields, who the designer had knocked over in a rush. But Brooke
said that didn’t actually happen.
PAZ DE LA HUERTA
Paz
de la Huerta of “Boardwalk Empire” was arrested and charged with five
misdemeanors after she punched model Samantha Swetra—who you may or may
not remember from “The City”—at a bar in New York City in April. De la
Huerta allegedly threw a glass that cut Swerta’s leg.
SHIA LEBEOUF
Shia
LeBeouf ended up in handcuffs at an Los Angeles hotspot after getting
into a brawl. Apparently, some dude called him a “f**king f**k.” A
witness told Radar Online, “Shia then lunged but the other guy got the
first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.” The
police rolled up quickly. “They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia
if he wanted to press charges. He said no.”
See the rest at The Frisky.
Here are a few more I'm betting have been in a pub brawl or two. Call it a hunch.
RIP TORN
OLIVER REED![]()
Oliver
Reed will come back from the grave to fight you over who gets to suck
the alcohol from the bartender's bar rags at the end of the night. And he
will win.
VINCE VAUGHN
They get hard to eat after five or six.
SANDRA BERNHARD
I
know she's been in at least one fight, because somebody done whupped
her with the ugly stick. Don't know if it was in a bar or not, but if I looked like that, I would never leave the bar.
COLIN FARRELL
REGINA KING
Regina don't play
STEVE BUSCEMI
Call him "Snagglepuss" and see what happens
TYNE DALY
Do not fuck with Tyne Daly.