Monday, May 14, 2012

WTF Product Of The Day: "Your First Period"

Jesus H. Christ. Really? I'm all for open dialogue, but not this open. From Rachel and Buzzfeed.


Period party invitations

Party plates
"Puberty Rocks" (bullshit!), "Abstinence," "Self-respect." Yeah, self-respect, the kind that should keep you from having this ridiculous party.

Goody bags
Let me guess: mini-pads and chocolate?

Pin The Ovaries On The Uterus game
Other games include Ride The Cotton Pony and
Slam The Bedroom Door Off Its Hinges.


More here.

SNL Vid Of The Day: 100th Digital Short Celebration

Worth it for the cameos.



Celebs Who've Been In Bar Fights (Of The Day)

From The Frisky.

KIEFER SUTHERLAND

Two years ago, Keifer Sutherland head-butted designer Jack McCollough at an after-party for the Met Gala. Sutherland says he was defending Brooke Shields, who the designer had knocked over in a rush. But Brooke said that didn’t actually happen.

PAZ DE LA HUERTA

Paz de la Huerta of “Boardwalk Empire” was arrested and charged with five misdemeanors after she punched model Samantha Swetra—who you may or may not remember from “The City”—at a bar in New York City in April. De la Huerta allegedly threw a glass that cut Swerta’s leg.

SHIA LEBEOUF

Shia LeBeouf ended up in handcuffs at an Los Angeles hotspot after getting into a brawl. Apparently, some dude called him a “f**king f**k.” A witness told Radar Online, “Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.” The police rolled up quickly. “They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.”

See the rest at The Frisky.


Here are a few more I'm betting have been in a pub brawl or two. Call it a hunch.

RIP TORN


OLIVER REED

Oliver Reed will come back from the grave to fight you over who gets to suck the alcohol from the bartender's bar rags at the end of the night. And he will win.

VINCE VAUGHN

They get hard to eat after five or six.

SANDRA BERNHARD

I know she's been in at least one fight, because somebody done whupped her with the ugly stick. Don't know if it was in a bar or not, but if I looked like that, I would never leave the bar.

COLIN FARRELL


REGINA KING

Regina don't play

STEVE BUSCEMI

Call him "Snagglepuss" and see what happens

TYNE DALY

Do not fuck with Tyne Daly.

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