"Puberty Rocks" (bullshit!), "Abstinence," "Self-respect." Yeah, self-respect, the kind that should keep you from having this ridiculous party.
Slam The Bedroom Door Off Its Hinges.
Worth it for the cameos.
From The Frisky.
Two years ago, Keifer Sutherland head-butted designer Jack McCollough at an after-party for the Met Gala. Sutherland says he was defending Brooke Shields, who the designer had knocked over in a rush. But Brooke said that didn’t actually happen.
PAZ DE LA HUERTA
Paz de la Huerta of “Boardwalk Empire” was arrested and charged with five misdemeanors after she punched model Samantha Swetra—who you may or may not remember from “The City”—at a bar in New York City in April. De la Huerta allegedly threw a glass that cut Swerta’s leg.
Shia LeBeouf ended up in handcuffs at an Los Angeles hotspot after getting into a brawl. Apparently, some dude called him a “f**king f**k.” A witness told Radar Online, “Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.” The police rolled up quickly. “They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.”
See the rest at The Frisky.
Here are a few more I'm betting have been in a pub brawl or two. Call it a hunch.
Oliver Reed will come back from the grave to fight you over who gets to suck the alcohol from the bartender's bar rags at the end of the night. And he will win.
They get hard to eat after five or six.
I know she's been in at least one fight, because somebody done whupped her with the ugly stick. Don't know if it was in a bar or not, but if I looked like that, I would never leave the bar.
Regina don't play
Call him "Snagglepuss" and see what happens
Do not fuck with Tyne Daly.