SNL Clip Of The Day: Caribbean Essence

Come, bathe with me.

Sad, Embarrassed Etsy Boyfriends Of The Day

You made some goofy funked-up shit to sell on Etsy and now you need some sucker to model it. Cue the boyfriend. Sigh. The things men do for sex...

From Urlesque.


Why do you insist on hurting me?


I hate you so much right now.


You have broken my pride, but not my prana. Vishnu and I forgive you. Namaste.


Please no one recognize me please no one recognize me please no one recognize me


Yeah yeah, everybody look! I'm a lame-a-saurus.


Angry? No, more like... disappointed.


I'm dumping her if I don't get at least three beejs for this.


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