Monday, March 12, 2012

Vid Of The Day: The Wampug Strikes Back

Slightly different ending this time.


Flowchart Of The Day: Pan Flute

Unless of course you are Zamfir.


Unhappy Municipal Worker Of The Day (video)

The Feds are coming for you, boy. You can't mess with the mail.


Ruminations Of The Day

Funny cuz they're true. Selections from Ruminations.com, courtesy of Keva.



I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but i deliberately choose not to be friends with?

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

Can we come up with a better delivery mechanism for the paper towels in the airplane bathroom besides jamming one thousand of them into a slot the space of a deck of cards?

I’m not a big fast food eater, but if your airport doesn’t have a major chain in its food court, you’re not a real city. I’m exhausted, hungover, and have a twenty-minute layover. I want a fucking Big Mac, not slop from a place that serves both bagels and spring rolls.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

Upon stubbing my toe while at my parents house, I yelled out "Mother Fucker!" at that my dad responded "Present!"... as gross as that was, i had to high five him.

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

Bad decisions make good stories.

I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.

I like all of the music in my itunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my itunes.

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart."

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