Please, call me by my first name: Doctor.
From The Onion.
From BestWeekEver.More at BestWeekEver.
RIP, Davy Jones. My wife will be heartbroken.So will Marcia.
A great ad made with proceeds from the delusions of habitual gamblers.
I'm sure there are more, but I'm too lazy to find them.But we're too lazy to find out for sureI'm too lazy to turn the car around, but I'll yank this hose so hard that it rips from the pumpI kinda like this ideaGuess no one volunteered that dayI think we have a winnerYeah, I'm climbing on that.
From 80s Tees (click pic to link; all sales support LOTD)