From The Onion.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
I'm sure there are more, but I'm too lazy to find them.
But we're too lazy to find out for sure
I'm too lazy to turn the car around, but I'll yank this hose so hard that it rips from the pump
I kinda like this idea
Guess no one volunteered that day
I think we have a winner
Yeah, I'm climbing on that.