Wednesday, February 1, 2012

News Vid Of The Day: Parents To Euthanize Brain-Dead Teenage Daughter Only Capable of Texting and Rolling Eyes

From The Onion.


Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Super Mario Sex

best of craigslist > ottawa >


super mario sex - w4m


Date: 2011-12-21, 10:35PM EST

i know this is super fuckin weird, but what is craigslist for if not freaky ass sex fantasies.

i want to fuck super mario. i want a guy to wear overalls, a red shirt and hat and fuck me hard (while occasionally saying the catchphrases like 'letsa go!' and 'mamma mia'). i guess to look the part it would be wicked if you had dark hair.

you have to leave your costume on during the whole encounter. if you're really into it, i can wear a pink dress and pretend to be princess peach.

any takers for my weird fetish? ill be in ottawa this weekend

WA-HOO!


Vid Of The Day: Watch The Birdie (NSFW-ish)

Clyde and Wolverine FTW.


January Motivational Poster Roundup

All of last month's MPOTD in one handy post. Many thanks to Rachel, Rich Girl Red, Cam, Julie, Mr. E and Michelle for the pics.


































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