Vid Of The Day: GAtari

Rock on, ya big brilliant dork!

Product Of The Day: Morphsuits

Bring out the gimp!



"Morphsuits are perfect for any party, stag or festival. Breathe, see and even drink through them. Available in original, patterns, Halloween or flags."

I like these:

THE LEOPARD

Grrrr! Untamed. Dangerous. Sexy.

CHECKERBOY

Right out of an 80s music video!

THE ELF

Curly-toe shoes sold separately!

More here.

Vintage Single Woman's Dating Guide Of The Day

Ah, 1938, when men were men and women were solely responsible for the success or failure of the date.

From Alligator Sunglasses.


If you don't need a brassiere, go upstairs and do your homework.


"...even if you are."


No, when a man dances he wants to die.


"Thaaaat's it...drink up now heh heh."


"Did Madame provide last Friday's gentleman with some copulative recompense for her evening? I have 300 bucks riding on your answer."


"GODDAMMIT, RALPH! How many times have I told you, roofie them at home! This is a family restaurant!"

See the rest at Alligator Sunglasses.

Vid Of The Day: Bye Bear

Aw.

News Of The Day: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

Police are still looking for his accomplices, Whop Bop-A-Loo-Bop A Whop Bam-Boo and Shama-Lama Ding-Dong.

From Jill Fox and KARE-11.



Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop-Back In Jail

MADISON, Wis. - A Madison man with an unusual name is in jail after police said he violated his bail conditions from a previous run-in with the law.

Thirty-year-old Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is tentatively charged with carrying a concealed knife, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation after his arrest Thursday. He remained in jail as of Sunday.

Jail records don't list a bail amount or an attorney for him.

The Capital Times reports he was arrested after residents complained of excessive drinking and drug use near Reynolds Park.

Court records show his previous name was Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, and he legally changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

He was arrested in another Madison park last April after police found a loaded handgun in his backpack.