You suck at teh Christmas.
CATEGORY 1: WHY BOTHER?
CATEGORY 2: YOU MISSED A SPOT
"Up on the housetop, what on earth?
Sounds like Mary's giving birth..."
Someone paid money for this?
CATEGORY 3: THAT MAKES SENSE
Frosty The Snowhead
Pease on erth
Santa bagged an 8-point buck and two Mickeys at this year's hunt
I didn't realize Bethlehem was near the North Pole
(If you don't know what goatse is, don't look it up. You'll be sorry.)
The final countdown
So many kids were naughty this year, Santa came heavy
CATEGORY 4: WIN!