Monday, December 10, 2012

Useful New Internet Error Messages Of The Day

From McSweeney's Internet Tendency


Useful New Internet Error Messages

by Rupinder Gill

55.1.2 CONNECTION REFUSED: Sorry, this message could not be delivered because it contains a chain message and/or an invitation to your improv show.

45.2.2 UNAUTHORIZED: Sorry, this message could not be delivered because it contains the phrase “LOL” and the recipient is an adult.

34.2.90 SPAM FILTER: Sorry, this message could not be delivered because it was sent from a Hotmail address, and it is past 1996.

45.2.13 UNAUTHORIZED: Sorry, this message could not be delivered because it contains a link to your blog(s).

34.2.1 HOST NOT FOUND: Sorry, this message cannot be delivered at this time but will be sent once the recipient is finished catching up on Game of Thrones.

45.2.21 TIMEOUT: Sorry, this message could not be delivered because it is yet another request for donation to your absolutely useless Kickstarter campaign.

34.2.2 FORBIDDEN/ACCESS DENIED: Sorry, this message could not be delivered because it’s late, you’re drunk and she broke up with you three months ago.

3 comments:

  1. I don't know what you mean, I'll try to send it again.

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  2. 48.2.3 MESSAGE REFUSED: Sorry, this message was refused because it contained one or more of the following: gifs of dancing grannies, jokes about growing old, pictures of puppies, kittens, or babies, or ANYTHING to do with angels.

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  3. Clever stuff! Some of these really could be quite useful. I liked the last one the best.

    Love the caption on portrait of the day! :-D

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