From Jody Love.
What's better than a one-eyed trouser snake?
A two-eyed trouser turkey!
A two-eyed trouser turkey!
Medical fact: over time, small penises will develop claws in an attempt to extend their reach.
Turdicken?
I've heard of being "as horny as a three-balled tomcat" but never a three-balled turkey.
Can you leave my name off the cake this year, Grandma?
I see no penis here. But I do see a cat-shit octopus.
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Ahahaha! "Claws in an attempt to extend their reach" and "cat-shit octopus" have me rolling here! Awesome captions, Cary! Thanks for the laugh. :D
ReplyDeleteI need to bake more often to release my creativity, or whatever you want to call it... ;) You are indeed making hilario today, my friend!
ReplyDeleteAww yeah.. I'd gobble that. But I'll skip the turkey gravy. I can do that now 'cause I'm married.
ReplyDelete"Cat shit octopus" - bwhahaha!
ReplyDeleteThe captions...the captions, they have made my afternoon complete.
You know, these all confuse me: I've seen plenty of live turkeys, both wild and domestic, and none of them have anything resembling brown ballsacks at the base of their necks. What am I missing?
Oh lordhavemercy, those captions made me laugh out loud in the Walgreens! But I think I'll skip the turkey this year. And the cake. Just in case.
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