I saw a George Carlin stand-up on HBO years ago and he said something along these lines:
"Everybody says 'What about the kids?' 'We need to do it for the kids!' 'Let's think about the kids.' You know what I say? FUCK the kids! That's right. Fuck 'em! Nobody worried about us and we turned out fine."
Hey, I like kids. I really do. And I adore my daughter. But every parent will tell you there are some days when you stop, look at your partner and say, "What the hell were we thinking?"
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