What’s with you, cueball? I’m lookin’ at you and thinkin’, 14 in the side pocket
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Cool! Some of their choices for "pleasant" smells baffle me though. Paint, Windex, Rubber Cement, and Gasoline? I wouldn't consider any of those pleasant.
My son just remarked how he didn't want to sit in the car as the sign instructed because he loved the smell of petrol (gasoline) - so there ya go!
I need to know the difference between Rotten Corpse and Vomity Corpse.
Axe and Bad Crotch cracked me up. Burnt popcorn is one of the worst smells to get out of your house. Rotten Corpse is WAY easier. I used to love the smell of gasoline because it reminded me of happy memories at my grandparents' gas station/cafe/Dairy Whip/used car lot.
No bong water?
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